Nothing I say or do is good enough.
I ALWAYS get made out to be to bad guy.
Stop acting like a damn tity-baby and going to your MOTHER about EVERYTHING I fucking say!
If I am such a bitch to you, handle it YOURSELF!
Next time your girlfriend texts me saying she wants to cut, I won't tell you and I'll simply ignore it.
It was a joke; not a serious statement.
You aren't five anymore; you can't run to your mom over every damn thing.
Grow the fuck up, please.